Hey, Nakers.
Apparently people between the ages of 25-44 average six sexual partners and only 21% of males on average have more then 15 over the course of a lifetime.

So I haven't slept with half the female workers in my office because SCIENCE, OK?
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

well that depends on how many female workers there are in your office doesn't it Gaston?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Dunno, there's tons. Way more than 15, chief.
I'm practically a virgin, swear down.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:53, Reply)

That's what OG told me already
She something about a "terrified dying fish"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Sort of a suffocating guppy thing, yeah? Can't argue, really.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

don't forget the damp thrashing and smell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Thrashing is a little unfair.
It's really more of a limp, helpless flopping.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)

lack of core muscle strength eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Too much high end gaming and not enough sit ups, I'm afraid.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:59, Reply)