Thanks for that

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

WHERE'S MY DINNER?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:19, Reply)

In the oven! I TRY SO HARD MONCE AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO COME HOME ON TIME
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:20, Reply)

I'M LEAVING AF'ER THISH PINT I SWEAR
*hic*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I love this:
This is a story about a man. His wife has told him that if he ever comes home drunk she will leave him.

Nonetheless he goes out. He drinks a lot and throws up all over himself. He turns to his friend and asks what he can do. His friend is helpful.

“Go home,” he says. “Tell your wife someone threw up on you. And put a twenty pound note inside your jacket pocket. Show her the money and tell her the other man gave it to you for the dry cleaning bill.”

So this he does. His wife is at first angry. But he explains. He tells her about the drunk man who threw up on him. He shows her the twenty pounds.

She looks. “But why have you got two £20 notes?” she asks.

“Oh,” he says. “The other one is from the man who shat in my pants.”
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

heh yup it's a good'un alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Mr. B the Gentleman Ryhmer
has this set to music on his latest album. He attributes it to "Clement", so I'm assuming that it's a favourite of the late Mr. Freud?
(Twangy Rubber, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Yes it was his most famous joke I suppose
Hang on a second...who the shuddering fuck are you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)

And like that...
He was gone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Shit. Forgot to reschedule that. Sorry mate. I'll gaz you some dates for next week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:20, Reply)

No sweat d00d

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)