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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
He merely moved his triple scotch to one side slightly in case it got nudged.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:32,
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11 years ago)
And necked his two pints quickly to avoid spillage.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:34,
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By the time he's finished the second he's forgotten the first so he orders two more "to save the barman time as it's so busy"
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:37,
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Nah. Gone onto the shorts now hasn't he?
don't want to lose his spot going to the bog.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:38,
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It's one of those places where it's "his" stool.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:40,
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And he thinks that the ill-concealed contempt that the barmaid holds for him is actually her flirting.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:43,
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She loves the way he orders a bottle of whatever is at the bottom of the fridge so that she has to bend down to get it.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:44,
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