It's okay everyone I made it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Made what Frogface?
Lifesize Uncle Bulgaria with a gimp mask, big cock and a realistic hairy bumhole for losing your Frogspawn in? Chicken Risotto? Some form of bent cocktail? Specify please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

On the 1742 man, come on now. It's the same everyday!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Are you Reggie Perrin?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

*walks into the sea*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)

*steals clothes*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:09, Reply)

*shakes fist, wears only bowler hat*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:10, Reply)

*waves from a distance while laughing like a drain.*

Mind you, I've never heard or seen a drain laughing so I may be doing it wrong.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I think it's a sort of 'gurgle'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Not laughing but drowning.

I might write a poem.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

Well, thank God for that.
I was really, really worried.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Alright Phudbree

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Hi, Doc, how goes it? Curing the masses, I trust.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)

I tried my best, but most of them died.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Never mind, at least the operation was a success, so technically you're a genius.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:06, Reply)

That's more like it, a bit of recognition for my 'work'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Here to help. Mind you, some folk think Dennis Nilsen did good work.
Trying to work out what to eat tonight.

EDIT. In latest news, the good lady has suggested the chippy. Fish supper it is.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:12, Reply)

I'm having pizza. Which is nice, so I'm lead to believe.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)

eat a bag of dicks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:32, Reply)

edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:55, Reply)

You're that mad doctor on the Human Centipede aren't you?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)

the birds in that are quite fit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I wish, I can only aspire to his greatness.
I have you noted down for the middle.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)