i never ever fart
like all girls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_a_vegetarian's_farts_smell_worse_than_average
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

i cannot believe you googled that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Really?
I mean, you have met me.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

good point
i can totally believe you googled that.

man i'm sorry i was (predictably) late. i'd have loved to see you and kroney finding one another in a crowded pub!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

It was pretty easy really
We were just standing there minding our own business when the 8 foot tall guy walks over and says "You wouldn't happen to be Cornish would you?" He didn't even tell us who he was until we had been chatting for a few minutes.
( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

haha brilliant
he's not as tall as stunned
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Until I meet Stunned Poster I refuse to believe he exists

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

oh, he exists alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Yeh yeh and so does the tooth fairy, easter bunny and god.

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

believe me, he really does
the only man on the planet who can grope your arse when he already has both hands full
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

how?

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

magic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Prehensile penis.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Also, sucked his cock behind then bins then?

( Peej, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

no, i was worried it might fall off in my mouth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I'm afraid I can confirm the existance of Stunned Poster
late of this parish.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)