Missed the damned experiments question
but I suddenly thought about this today.

There's a saying out there that men would love to suck their own cocks if they could get low enough and rumours persist of people having ribs/vertebrae removed in order to accomplish it.

Am I the only man who actually wouldn't want to do this? Apart from the somewhat unattractive prospect of jizzing in my own mouth, when you orgasm, your muscles twitch, which could lead to some unpleasant complications.

I can't help thinking that the only thing that would happen is that I'd end up stripping my bell end on the back of my teeth or giving myself a violently unexpected deep throat.

What do you think?
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:05, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's done sometimes.
Google for "autofellatio" and you'll find pics. I've seen a few and was sufficiently skeeved out to not do that again, ever.

As for myself, I've never been very limber, so there has never been a question of doing it anyway.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:13, Reply)

Can't say
I've ever fancied doing it either
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:26, Reply)

But
why get a dog and bark yourself? As it were...ahem.


EDIT

Just to clarify...what I mean is, surely it's better to have your partner do this for you rather than attempt to do it yourself.

I was not suggesting bestiality.

Not today.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:27, Reply)

Like a dog
If I could, I'd probably give it a try, but I know that I'd never reach, so why bother?

Besides, between the times that my cock's not dressed as Hitler, Santa, the Easter Bunny, or GIGANTACOCK, it doesn't look particularly appealing anyway.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:21, Reply)

I could do it...

and I've had no ribs removed, double jointed limbs or super elasticity.

It's just that I have a very long willy.

So I could do it...if I wanted to...

but I don't. That's what women are for.

You don't have a dog and bark yourself
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:08, Reply)

Not really my cup of tea
Although it'd save on tissues.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 16:15, Reply)