see, when i was out in the hotelin the country, we'd get nice hen do's.
where the girls would get pretty pissed and sing a bit, maybe a little flirty, but always pretty well behaved (apart from one girl that pissed her bed, but to be fair to her, she insisted on washing it herself)
but in central Oxford, it was just unpleasant, ugly painted women, screeching dolly parton songs and trying to pull mens pants down and vomiting on everything.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

we've played some games
but they are not usually hen related, just giant jenga, bouncy castle, that sort of thing.

my friend anna's bridesmaid was married to a guy who worked for PS3. he was able to code a game that asked us all questions all about her.

SHE DIDN'T WIN IT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I thought it was a rule you had to carry around a giant inflatable penis for these things?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

only if you're a chav

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

So you had one then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

one party had penis confetti,
i still occasionally find a bit in my house, or in the car.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Aren't women fucking plebs when left to their own devices?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

women are pretty stupid yeah.
no wonder they've been oppressed for all these years.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)