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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mum kept telling me that if I kept pushing out farts 'One of these day's you'll have an accident, and I'll make sure I'm there to revel in your embarassment'.Which was a shame, because when I did finally butter my own cheeks I simply told her I'd shat myself and my soiled undergarments were awaiting her attention in the bathtub.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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