also one day my mother got so annoyed with him throwing things out of the trolley in the supermarket that she told him she was going to smack him when they got home
and he could think about it ALL THE WAY HOME. she then promptly forgot all about it, having a million and one other things to do.

until they got home, and this defiant little voice piped up from the backseat, "I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT SMACK, I'M NOT." i think he might actually have been let off that one, she laughed so hard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

he's an accountant now
look at what it did to him. LOOK AT WHAT IT DID.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Pffft.
What a LOSER.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

My Mum tried to smack me once, but I was a bit too old then and just laughed at her.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)