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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They said there'll be snow at Christmas
They said there'll be peace on Earth
But instead, there was in-store Santa
Fur trimmed red stretched across his girth

I remember one Christmas morning
Left in his care while mum did her shop
Red-cheeked and drunk
Smelling just like a skunk
In his cave with plenty of grot

She sold me a fake Dad Christmas
Was more of an uncle type
He pulled me up on his lapland
Then touched me on my tiny pipe

I'm still scared of Father Christmas
Since I sat on his lob on with shock and surprise
When I stifled a yell
As he entered me, well
Just after he undid his flies
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
*sheds a solitary tear*
thats beautiful man
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Edited because I'm a careless prick.
But thanks.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

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