Last time I vomited it was in the back of my friends car,
And I was so drunk I tried to vomit in to my own hands and it sort of ricocheted out if my hands on to the back of the head of the girl in the front seat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That's better.
I once tried to puke out my mate's car window, thinking it was open. It wasn't. He wasn't best pleased.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

This but "my dad's car, when I was 17"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

That's textbook, piggers.
I once got up in the middle of the night to go for a piss to find my brother, his girlfriend and his mate all trying to be sick into the same toilet. It was very amusing. Much vomiting on each other. i thought about trying to piss through a gap, but decided best not to.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

You're the best drunk ever.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

In fairness, I once watched a mate precisely fill a pint glass to the brim with puke
without spilling a drop. then put it down and carry on drinking. I've yet to see this bettered.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I don't understand why people can't just get nicely drunk and be satisfied.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

He is in scotland innit
national pass time, he will regale us with tales of his burgeoning smack habit soon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

It's all a massive fraud, you know. He may be in Scotland
but he's not actually Scottish. I don't know why he's been allowed to get away with this for so long.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I realise this
I assume by now he would have gone native
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I met him once, he wasn't even wearing a kilt, the fucking faker.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Its a fucking liberty Krones
Imagine a world where you obtained a nationality that might not be your own...

PC gone mad
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I do have a kilt, though.
I will be wearing it in That London at the start of december if that makes you feel any better?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

This was actually in Shropshire
and the chap concerned was from Leeds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)