Ding dong

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:13, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's night time murderer Windy Pig!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Or it's the Avon lady.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:17, Reply)

I've got some moisturiser somewhere.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Yo.
Froggatt. I haven't actually killed anyone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)

I'm hearing different, night stalker.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)

;(
I'm lovely
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Well I think so.
But haven't you been bursting into swipes half flat, armed and ready to gut a sow? That what I heard, man, that's all I'm saying.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I can't control what dream me does.
If you know what I mean.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Yeah me too, dream me wastes loads of time on the internet, but the real me is out having a proper life.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)

alright gusty hog

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I got called dude by a lady today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Aerosmith's less successful...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Alright b.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Really good ta. Micro is staying tonight which is lovely. Very chilled. Hadn't seen her for a week as she had been in Edinburgh.
How about you? Looking forward to starting work?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Yeah, I'm a worrier in general, and although contracts are in and start date set,
I'm finding reasons to get wound up. I've only spoke to them once since the interview, and only because I rang them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)

It's understandable you're nervous; particularly given it will be your first job in your new career.
View it this way; the reason they've not been in touch much is that they don't feel they need to - they know you're starting with them next week and that is a done deal for them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

^TGGI^
Stop worrying you big fanny. You have a handbook and everything!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Yeah. I just need something to worry about I think.
I get a uniform a d I've even worried about what to wear and whether I'll get changed there or have to take a suit bag.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)