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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't need a job I make plenty of money nicking laptops and iPhones and flogging them down the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I sell cigarettes to children.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Too right
It's been even harder for them since they raised the age from 16 to 18
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Sometimes I offer to buy them for the underage layabouts hanging around outside the shop, but instead of getting their smokes I steal their money and spend it on Haribo for myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Round here they'd gang up on you and kick your head in

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Yes they would do that to me if I really did it, that's why I don't go out.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)
You were lying?
On the Internet?

For shame
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I like telling lies on the internet.
This may or may not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)
There's a saying round here
"The only time a fisherman tells the truth, is when he's calling another fisherman a liar."
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I bet Bartlyby is gutted

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Quite the opposite
2 more years of noncing in exchange for ciggies, PER CHILD!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Have you seen the price of a Fag lately?
I'm sure Geordiejay will no doubt tell us later
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha
Its funny because fag can mean cigarette AND gay person!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Well knock me down with a feather, I never knew that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)
there's loads of good money in nicking lead off of church roofs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Not now you have to register with the scrapyard.
I'm finding it harder to get rid of the catalytic converters too
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
i know a guy,
i'll take 20%
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Jessie Ware takes 110%

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Its all about the money, money, money

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:54, Reply)

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