I essentially live in a maisonette type arrangement, as a lot of my house is unused due to me living in a large spacious 3 bedroom place on my own.
Tough times innit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:46, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

you are definitely the winner; living alone, rattling about in a house that's too big for you while the wind whistles through the rotting window frames and
and the photo of your ex that you just can't throw away looks down mockingly from the mantle piece into your under furnished living room
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)

No it's all good akshully mate. You're right though, them windows at the back need doing.
However, as far as the ex etc goes, there is a wealth of salacious gossip that would shock and amaze you, but I'm not telling you, as you are a lumbering technical sportswear bejacketed fluffer on a porn set for a shoot staring YM.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I DO NOT dress in sports wear
i wouldn't wanna be your ex with your stalking skills
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)

More bullshitting skills than stalking I'm afraid :'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)

In pink trousers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I DO have some pink trousers
I wore them yesterday in fact...gonna get some nice emerald green ones I reckon.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)

It's funny that on here I think you're a funny, decent chap
But I'd only have to take one look at you in real life to know you're a cunt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)

With you on dat one yo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, Reply)

But he's still the best one here. Sad times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:02, Reply)

:)
:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:01, Reply)

I only really think the first bit :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:03, Reply)

everyones loves me really, they jsut get scared

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I like everyone because I'm naïve and trusting.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)

naive turgid

+ h
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)