You can say to a mechanic "if it wasn't for the fact that I don't have the first idea how to top up my coolant, you wouldn't have a job"
but it wouldn't be any more true than saying to an IT bod "you wouldn't have a job if I could work out how to turn my monitor on".

Our jobs aren't dependant on spastics.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Yeah, your job isn't *just* looking after spastics,
but it's got to be a part of the spec, no?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I don't work for the training department, so no.
Doesn't stop them ringing.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Start working to rule.
Pass all their stupid enquiries to the head of that section.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I frequently tell people to go to the training department or try Google.
It's go me something of a, er, reputation.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)