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The sky is blue and water is wet
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

CUNT!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)

^TGGI^
Only if he pays for it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Name your price

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:18, Reply)

You're paying for the pizza right?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)

No extra toppings and it's a bumming deal

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Wait Chompy got a meat feast and look what he had to sleep with

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:23, Reply)

I'm lost now

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)

In that case I'm quite jealous of your ignorance

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I've sort of understood that Chomp has flounced

But my life is too short and precious to be bothered to find out why.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:29, Reply)

I liked Chompy
I miss the MK sex pest
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I didn't like him at all
Because he fucked B69 over.

But that's a long time ago.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)

B69....?
Is this something you can link please?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Chompy would.
B69 was a good mate of mine - can still be found in AB's archives.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)

What did he do?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:44, Reply)

No end of stuff, if you wish to believe it.
In reality, nothing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Your post makes no sense. You've said above that he 'fucked B69 over'
Now you're saying that it is 'in reality, nothing'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I was talking about B69
That was the origin of the ban hammer. Chompy laid into WBM and SLS and copped a ban.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 21:52, Reply)

this the best appraisal of him I've read:
"He’s a nice guy, but blatantly sniffs bike saddles outside the library. Licks his lips when girls are near, and has got missle proof glasses, he probably bought them from BAC. His eyes look like two rape raisins pushed into a melting snowman."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:00, Reply)

For a moment I thought you was Rory, this aint a known Rory account
Have a click for painting that image of Compy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:04, Reply)

Woodside
Kindly don't change your username without prior notice, lest I call you a dismal cunt by mistake.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)

the otter icon is a dead giveaway
used to be loads of folk with it back in t'day, now I'm the only one left *sniff*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:10, Reply)