i refuse to believe I am getting old
despite photographic evidence to the contrary. I might dye my hair blue for my next midlife crisis.

Alt: blue hair dye

I've met a few people here and I'm not dead yet, so that's a bonus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:47, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Who was your favourite?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)

CQ
They had sex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Cool beans

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:59, Reply)

It's a powerful mental image

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:00, Reply)

I dunno what either look like but I imagine it's well sexay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:01, Reply)

i didn't, but dozer likes to get off on this idea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:00, Reply)

(I know)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:02, Reply)

good, i just sullied him in other ways
i took him larping
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

That poor bastard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

I know as well
It's just a bit of light-hearted comedy bullying.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)

You occasionally miss the comedy section

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

dozer loves me really

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

There are very few instances where my bullying is genuine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I know this really pal. I was speaking generally.
BUT WHO DO YOU REALLY HATE?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)

If i miss someone out I'll get into trouble
but I liked b3th and jeff and CQ and tourrettes and lighty and labs and amberl and uh lots of them actually.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:02, Reply)

PICK ONE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)

I CAN'T

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

YOU MUST

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:06, Reply)

The it has to be you
you don't think you've met me, but I've been stalking you for years - at last I must confess!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I am pretty stalkable. Well done for remaining undetectable. Stealthy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)

i'm a pro

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:10, Reply)

+stitute
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)

like I could charge...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Beats working for a living.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)