On the rare occasions that I can contain my fury, I like to make overly friendly gestures to idiotic drivers, smiles, waves, thumbs-up and the like

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:04, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

One thing that makes me properly cross
is when I'm overtaking somebody, already whilst speeding, and some jerk speeds up behind me and hangs onto my bumper. Some douchebag did that to me last night, I was doing 65 in a 50. So I kettled him for a mile and a half.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)

There's no finer revenge than a petty one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

He did the obvious staring when I let him past.
It was beautiful, he was puce. I smiled and gave him the finger.

I was smug about that all evening. I'm a terrible person.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Mrs tangle is never impressed by this sort of anecdote
She's an idiot.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

This is why they shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Without women, the roads would be a constant Mad Max style battlefield. It'd be awesome.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)