NO U NEVA

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:15, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I did. I'm a big fan of the books of Britains best author Dave Gorman
His wacky true stories of adventure raise a smile but also raise important questions, like 'do other people have my name?', 'can a book be written about googling two words?' And 'can I drive across America using essentially 'b' roads?'. THIS BOOK CHANGED MY LIFE
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:18, Reply)

In a moment of madness I looked up my namesakes on facebook and added them all.
I have 17 namesakes on there, Sunday name and informal shortened version.

My favourite one is the gay one that looks like Fungus the Bogeyman, then my next favourite (but for an entirely separate set of reasons) is the American one who loves the Republicans, gun control and the constitution.

He hates Obama, healthcare and gays.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I haven't looked up your name on Facebook but I will now to find this man and add him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Only add the gay Fungus the Bogeyman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:22, Reply)

There too many!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Exactly.
Moment of madness but without the parkland bumming innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)

HAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Fuck me! That's the best lookalike I have ever seen!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)

haha!
Told you!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I have had three looks now and fucking lolled every time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)

it's uncanny
His colleagues call him 'Audrey'.

Also, one night, me and a mate performed the entire Paxman/ Howard showdown and he chipped in at the end with "what's going on? I didn't type any of this'.

I had to explain that it was me playing the part of Paxman and that he hadn't been hacked by a good looking interloper, we just have the same name.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)

HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE A TROLL!!!!!!!! Fungus!!!! HAHAHAHA
There are only two more of me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:29, Reply)

se'sly, I bet he bummed Raymond Briggs or sutin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)

He REALLY looks like him though. That's my favourite thing in ages. I have saved his pic to laugh at.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I still find it mega mirthful

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Imma put that pic up at work.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)

did you send him a friend request?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Nah, me mates might think I'm back in the doldrums if they see 'frog and fungus are now friends'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:35, Reply)

You should threaten to overrule him

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I might set up a fungus page and troll him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:39, Reply)

You know how hard you lolled?
Yeah?

Imagine how much I lolled when I discovered him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I haven't properly lost it like that for ages. Thanks!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:41, Reply)

nae bither eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Are you really that lonely?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)

no of course not, I did it for a laugh innit
some of them are ace
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)