^ £24k a year, 5'4'' and bitter,

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Taller than you then, that's pretty cool.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Pfft. You wish Brittas.
anyway, I'm off to bed. TTFN.

Don't forget to breathe out & in through your nose rather than your mouth.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)

I doubt that he will since you seem intent on repeating that 'joke' until someone gives you some credit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)

There was a joke there?
Are you sure?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I dunno
I dunno what tffn is either
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Take This Fat Nob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Tiny tits, floppy nob

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Well, unless he really thinks you need tips on breathing I think it's an attempt, which has been produced verbatim on here recently a couple of times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)

It doesn't really work though.
To 'remember' to do something you need to be conscious.

If you're asleep then you can't 'remember' to do anything.

He hasn't really thought it through, has he?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:39, Reply)

No, it's almost as if he has come up with a lame joke and if he repeats it often enough it will become funny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Pfft
Like that ever works.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Pfffs
Don't forget to breath out and in through your nose and not through your mouth.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:44, Reply)