yeah hahahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:37, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I know a fat policeman, he's always on our street
Fat jolly red-faced man, he really is a treat
He's too kind for a policeman, he's never known to frown
And everybody says he is the happiest man in town.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I know a fat policeman, he is a shocking gay
I kicked him in the knackers, and then I ran away
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:21, Reply)

The policeman he wast fast, and soon he had a hold
buggered me with his truncheon and left me in the cold.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:26, Reply)

We got into a car chase with my cousin in the front,
He nicked me but I made a claim - they sacked the silly cunt.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Let me be frank
Oh, wait, that's you.

Fuck off.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:41, Reply)