DO SUMMINK FUNNEH THEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:06, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Did you hear the one about Ku Klux Knievel?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Yes. Everyone has. NEXT!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.

A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.

Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.

"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"

Right, Froggles are you ready for this?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)

"I'm a sexual predator with a food fetish, while this chap only shags fruit."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

GO!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fucking dis-custard."

The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Oh.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Well, thanks for trying.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)

"Sorry, I forgot, but I'm suffering from a particularly brutal case of thrush and have to maintain nob-to-yoghurt contact at all times
whereas my friend here is deep in despair"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Jesus Stunned. Has it really come to this, I'm fucking disgusted.

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

See. We are having a right laugh now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)