Alright Geordie.
It's Christmas time,
There's every need to be afraid
This Christmas time
'Cos in my office of muppets
There's a stupid amount of work
And I'm going to kill them all
This Christmas time! (God say a prayer!)

I've always wondered about that asking saints and stuff to pray for you. I mean - they're in heaven now. And aren't we all part of god anyway? So what will their prayers do? Religion is like totez lol (BUT NOT IN AN IAN WATKINS WAY!).

EFIT: I'm not going to kill everyone. This is just a metaphor as an expression of my frustration.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Doesn't rhyme m8.
There's some proper negative bastards in the office today. Why bring your home and life misery into work? Cunts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I like the attitude of
"You made a slight mistake here, but instead of quietly pointing it out for you to correct, I'm going to send an email to the whole team, highlighting the mistake that you personally have made."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

How else do minions and drones ever learn unless they are disgraced in the most public manner?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time.
Well, that's a given really.

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
Why do they want to be alive, living in famine? Maybe they should stop fucking and bringing more kids into poverty. Or do it up the arse. Or just not spunk up her.

In fact, fuck giving them money and new wells, send 'em condoms!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)