surely she can't run away from you, post-accident
you should be milking this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

She should be milking *this*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)

ahhhh tito the bandito

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Alright Frog.
I've decided that instead of phoning planning for more work, I'm just gonna sit in the van for a bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

I think you are doing the right thing piggles. im in the pub!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I thought about a cheeky half somewhere,
Until I remembered I was in Swindon. Much nicer in the van.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)

we have 192 cans of lager at work and weve gone to the pub. sensible.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Ha. Nice.
Right, I'm off to brave the traffic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Got nasty whiplash,
So she's not really in the mood and I may be a murderer, but I'm no rapist.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)

poor lady pig
that does suck. the problem with whiplash is that so many cunts claim it with no damage at all, that it totally undermines how painful it is for people who really have it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Yeah, it's pretty nasty,
I'm just hoping she gets better before she eats all the diazepam , Tramadol and codeine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)