I think you need to address your drinking problem

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:30, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Wouldn't you if you lived in Coventry

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:31, Reply)

It just smacks of being a sad old prick.
Drinking to excess stopped being something to boast about or constantly talk about many years ago. Considering that Placid is in his fifties one really has to wonder why he thinks it's impressive, cool or whatever else he thinks it is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:33, Reply)

You do realise you will sully Dozers good name with statements like this?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:35, Reply)

what the dickens are you banging on about?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:36, Reply)

I think you're thinking of this one "the ghost of dozers past"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:39, Reply)

yer, he's the real Doozer innee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:41, Reply)

real better
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:42, Reply)

ent difficult tho is it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:42, Reply)

It's a tough gig mate,I couldn't do it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:43, Reply)

you have enough on your plate what with being impersonated by alfonso bongo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Nah, mines Rory

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:46, Reply)

ain't you a bit busy scrapping with HTML on /talk to be here?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:42, Reply)

nah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:43, Reply)

Weren't they the builder chaps in Fraggle Rock?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:43, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I thought he was named after the guy from "Matrix"
you know Supermatts IRL sidekick????
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:48, Reply)

I am SuperMatt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:51, Reply)

YOU DON'T HAVE THE STONES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:52, Reply)

It's only a problem if you can't afford it

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:37, Reply)

oh dear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:38, Reply)

wine is cheap
Single malt, now that's expensive.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:44, Reply)

this is the kind of thinking I can get behind

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:45, Reply)

darn right

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:46, Reply)

I have Balvenie Signature at the moment
Going to get a Glenfarclas next.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Not fond of Whisky/Whiskey
I do enjoy a Cognac/Armagnac though. I don't have any.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Go and get some, cheapskate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:49, Reply)

I'll do that tomorrow
Good call
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:50, Reply)

"Good call"?
Radical dude, most excellent.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:52, Reply)

*guitar noise*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:53, Reply)

'Excellent idea old chap'
Better?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:53, Reply)

No, it's too late. What's done is done. I think we should just try to forget about it and move on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:57, Reply)

Yeah what a prick
And Placid is and all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Never heard of that brand before, sounds like some thing Chompy would drink

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:51, Reply)

I believe it's distilled in Coventry

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:52, Reply)

it's bottled in Milton Keynes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Each bottle comes with a money off voucher for pizza

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:55, Reply)

It's a scratch, sniff and swipe card

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:57, Reply)

would you mix it with Ginger Ale?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:57, Reply)

The pizza is only available from a lovely, family-run place in Kensington

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Is there a Veggy option?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:01, Reply)

nah, it's meat fest only innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:04, Reply)

I'm leaving that typo in

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:04, Reply)

Well you could have done better
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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:06, Reply)

I'm not really a fan of strikethroughs
They're usually the lazy option.

Lazier than Placid on diazepam.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:07, Reply)