Well this is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dearest JTDF
Go eat a bag of dog dicks.

Yours,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:09, Reply)

I'm slightly braindead after sifting through hundreds of emails sent over the New year.
Kinda glad we came back to work for Thurs and Fri though, to get this out the way.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:11, Reply)

You seem like a good geezer so let me ask you...
Is this a serious statement?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Yeah, kind of. Have had to sort out a LOT of stuff today am now all caught up for the solicitors getting back next week :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:25, Reply)

What sort of customer service is this?
I'm maxed out on my Bright House account, Big Ken is knocking on my door - I NEED to fall over in Aldi tomorrow and get compensation or I'll loose my kneecaps.

Monday isn't good enough.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:50, Reply)

I just manage the admin side of things.
Please hold to speak to a manager
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:53, Reply)

I must speak to your manager right away
My house may be repossessed if I don't keep up with their payments so I really need to claim right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:59, Reply)

*tinny hold music*
NO.. You need to press 'hold' and then 'transfer'



...





*tinny hold music*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:20, Reply)

lose

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Change

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:00, Reply)