But you are old tomorrow :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:20, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

don't care
I just got a 210 quid refund on my kitchen floor, even though I'm perfectly happy with it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Coolio, I got £100 tip this week

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

nice work

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

I'm glad I share my Birthday month with 2 of B3ta's most influential.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

we don't care

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Gotta be the 10th or lower to be in with the cool gang Jason
EDITED FOR SPAZZERY
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

shhh i done it now bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

phew!
The OT dnb crew livin' it large in 2014!

Time for a reload!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

...
Yeah, I don't want to be part of any of this.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)

which is fine, you weren't invited

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Ah well.
I'm cool in all other aspects so I can live with not being the coolest on here.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

you are very far from cool

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I am funny and popular. These are facts.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

you are vacuous and thick
And your life is riddled with stereotypes.

You also have ridiculously knee jerk views on whatever is trending on Twitter or plastered all over the red tips.

Also, yeah, I'll agree with 'funny' in that you're a figure of fun.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

...'plastered all over the red tips.'
Fnaaar
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

YOUR life is riddled with elitist views and a smattering of egotistical self worth.
So, you know, swings and roundabaouts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:59, Reply)

^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

the only cool bit of you is your little bald head and that's only speaking temperature-wise

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

trance was never cool
Neither was bumming, being thick, following Big Brother or working in a 'customer contact hub'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

i'm quite looking forward to you being extra mean tomorrow

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I am going to be extra fluffeh to everyone.
Except for Bent Jase.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Give it to me with both barrels, bitch.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)