I'd say that god is ambivalent - his lad never really showed either way, did he?
Allah, on the other hand...if the elephant washers are right you're knackered because the Koran says you can't be gay - although you might be able to in later editions.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:22, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Allah can sook ma bas, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:25, Reply)

I'm already resigned to hell. If not for being gay then the multitude of other sin's I've made in my lifetime.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Don't worry about the other stuff, being a bender is like the fast track express ticket to hell.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:30, Reply)

+ sins
Natch
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Also it encourages gay immigrants and who wants that, eh?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Jason should just be thankful he isn't black too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)