Hmmm.
Too much b3ta, I think.

I've just downloaded the programme of a conference to which I'll be going in September. There's a speaker called Bert Molewijk there.

I read his name as "Bert Monkeysex".
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:43, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

best not
let Madam Smokeys dog near him then, could all end in tears!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Chortle
You don't want to get confused in the middle of a Q&A session...

Or maybe you do?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:00, Reply)

I think you should
make a point of getting his name wrong...

"I have a question for Mr Monkeysex, um, I mean Moleysex. Sorry, Monkeywijk... uh, Bert!"
( Moey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:28, Reply)

@Gunther
I might do that. His paper clashes with a number of other ones, but this might be the clincher when it comes to deciding which to attend - or whether just to go to the beach for the afternoon instead.

Yes, I am a committed professional.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:38, Reply)

@Enzyme
Your professional credentials are probably enhanced by that admission.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, Reply)

Don't worry Enzyme,
you're in good company.

I've never encountered a higher number of committed professionals in one place than I have here, in b3taland.
( Moey, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:48, Reply)

@al
Of course! He'll be there!

I must get a bigger case so that he can go in the hold baggage on the way out. He can make his own way back.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:28, Reply)

I read his name as
Bert Molewank.


Interesting name.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, Reply)