Please summarise your perceived level of your own cuntishness on an average day in one word and score yourself out of 10

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:30, 20 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Back from the pub.
Went straight after work for a few, now there is a bottle of fizz open on account of there being no wine in.

Dinner is cooking. I'll give today a 7.5
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Your personal cuntishness you west country inbred.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Has someone been on the happy juice again?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Nope. I wish. Got too much on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:02, Reply)

Being a generally nice person I'd give it 2.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Really? What with you killing old patients & fingering the youngsters?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)

God made me do it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:05, Reply)

Inshallah

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Gezundeheit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)

No cunt so zero. can't believe you'd accuse me of cuntishness you fucking cunt

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)

Cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)

Yay :) :) :) :) :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:59, Reply)

I'm going to watch the original 1976 version of Carrie in a bit.
I know. CSB.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)

Excellent movie.
I've managed to avoid the remake.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)

Netflix has both, so decided the original was the only way to go
Never seen it before.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)

Have you become a real doctor today, or are you still just a GP?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)

Just a GP I'm afraid.
Glorified witch.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:37, Reply)

Been trolling mumsnet recently?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:42, Reply)

I haven't no. I'll have to open a new account, my old one seems to be blocked.Took about 3 hours of being a member.
:) *proud*
Have you been on recently? I loathe that site, because of the idiots who turn up to surgery having consulted it's wisdom. It's like the Wikipedia for daft bints.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:00, Reply)

Level of cuntishness - about a 2 or a 3
Today's been good and bad. No alcohol though.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)

A day without any booze? I thought you were a proper drinker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:31, Reply)