Had to share -
A very good friend of mine (my son's godfather) tends to err on the side of 'queen' when the mood takes him. In fact he can be as camp as a row of pink tents. Bear with me this is kinda relevant as is it part of what makes him who he is.

Last weekend he was with his partner sitting outside a pub awaiting the arrival of another friend of theirs(female). Tom spies somebody approaching their table and looks up directly in to the sun - all he can see is that this person is wearing a pink trouser suit and a wide-brimmed pink hat (they are attending a family christening so such attire is possible). Tom, quite natuarally, assumes (still somewhat blinded by the sun) that this is their friend and decides to ask; "fuck me - what the fuck are you wearing?"



"I only wanted a light" replied the complete stranger....
(conanow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That made me giggle
Sounds like something I'd say though.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:54, Reply)