Morning Frog.
Missus is out a day, so it's me, daughter and dog till the evening. It's appalling weather, so ideally something inside. Cooming maybe. The dog needs a bath, that's always good for a laugh too. What you up to?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I am working \o/
Then I'm going out to eat lobster tonight. (Not a euphemism)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:54, Reply)

Fiddly bastards to eat, a bib is useful.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:58, Reply)

I wear one for every meal because of my lack of table manners and early-onset Parkinsons.
Hey, 'Wolf' bought me coffee in today and I didn't even ask. No giant biscuit though :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:00, Reply)

Wolf?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:04, Reply)

He looks like Wolf from Gladiators

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:04, Reply)

Ah your butler.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:08, Reply)

I say things to him, like 'On your way to get me a coffee, can you do [boring work related task]?'
I laugh, and he looks ever-so slightly more of a broken man. It makes his day more fun. We have a right laugh here.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:10, Reply)

Im sure he appreciates his gimp mask.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)

That's his pet name for Swipe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:10, Reply)

It is now!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:11, Reply)