I believe strongly that there is a massive difference between untidy and dirty.
So a few books scattered about the place and the cushions not on the sofa straight bothers me not. But a pile of dirty washing up is illegal in my house. Other half is a neat freak though so house is immaculate. she will paint a wall if someone touches and leaves a finger mark.

Alt. Pro Europe

AltAlt. Full English, my favourite being the Jacks at the Tyacks Hotel which consists of 2 rashers of baccon, 2 sausages, 2 eggs, mushrooms, hog's pudding, hash browns, grilled tomato, fried bread and baked beans, all served with toast, butter and preserves.
( Peej, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I'd swap the hash browns for bubble & squeak.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I'd swap your face for a giant turd
but nobody would notice the difference
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:52, Reply)

^does grey hairy shits^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Fuck off you fat ginger cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

+psycho

( Peej, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)