I've had 2 wives...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

which one was it what you killed?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)

The first one.
I manufactured a nasty brain tumour in a lab and then poked it in through her ear when she wasn't looking. took the bitch 2 years to die, but I got free drinks at the funeral. Win!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Nice work!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)

I thought so.
Man, I was utterly trousered by 7pm at the wake it was great!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Classy!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I know!
Then the current missus picked me up, we went home, had a takeaway curry and laughed about the whole thing!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)

* takes notes three years too late *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)

I've had several wives
Not all of them my own. *Waggles eyebrows*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:21, Reply)