I felt sorry for the bloke.
But serves him right for proposing in public.

I carved my proposal in the snow in the back garden. That way if she said no I could hose the evidence away.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Steve Harmison was in the bar when I proposed to the missus.
He's very tall.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Bloke that used to work for me proposed to his girlfriend in a branch of KFC. In Slough.
She said yes.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Classy.
We were on a night out for a mate's birthday and it was completely spontaneous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Shame he wasn't joking.
That would have been a right ZINGER!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Haha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)

Haha! You old smoothie.
If you're gonna go public you'd best be fucking sure she's gonna say yes.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)

I got a lot of kudos for the way in which I asked her.
Rather more than I got for being a husband.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)

If I didn't know you were a right horrible cunt I'd think you had a bit of a soft side.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)

I am a truly bitter and nasty cunt.
Trufax.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)

I both agree and sympathise

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)

How would you have done it this winter?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)

With hindsight, if it wasn't for my daughter, I wouldn't have at all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)

You can't do that - you can't get in your head that micro is a result of a mistake.
You have to bring her up in an environment of stability.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Micro is certainly not a mistake and the best thing to ever happen to me. Things are stable for her; her emotional development is critical.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Perhaps the relationship was a mistake
I'm not about to question for a moment your love for her - Sorry if you read it that way
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 20:19, Reply)