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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Mrs dozer is a figment of your drug addled brain
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:27,
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11 years ago)
when you're balls deep in your boyfriend he's fantasising about that bent Doctor off the tellly
Because of your embarrassing body.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:30,
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Pun tastic!
At least I don't have to inflate him with a foot pump.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:34,
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he's bumming around behind your back.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:40,
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your sex life involves a puncture repair kit
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:42,
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nah, it never goes down
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:46,
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AND THE DOLL!!!!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:54,
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