some of today was most humorous I found

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:27, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I don't get chance to be involved in days
Maybe b3ta is evolving and I'm not.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:31, Reply)

its just a bit of nonsense innit
Quite a few things have really made me laugh today, that hasnt happened for a while even In my relatively short time posting
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:38, Reply)

It's just all a bit literal these days
Cavy was the last poster who didn't take it seriously, and she seems to have gone now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)

How do you mean?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)

I might be overly dismissive
I treasured O/T for what you might call freeform thinking - expressions of imagination beyond the restrictions of conventional thought and we had a talk about incredible podiums the other night.

At the moment, that is frowned upon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)

Well, I join in with stuff just because I like messing around, but I do and did prefer it when it was a little less 'lets all swear and be horrible' which I'm as guilty of as anyone, you can take the piss in different ways I suppose
The things that make me laugh most are the silly, 'random' and daft stuff rather than the memes and repetition of tired old bollocks
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)

my balls, your mouth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:04, Reply)

It's a cli......no.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)

oh go on

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Well okay since you have managed to post 'alright' less than ten times today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:13, Reply)

It wanders around - as above
For me it's a bit Jeremy Kyle and commercial radio at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:15, Reply)

What I dislike most is the NEWS THREADS. I don't care for people's opinions, I come here for amusement.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:19, Reply)

You're going to get opinions whether you like it or not
This is an opinion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:22, Reply)

I just don't care for the 'serious discussion' that is generally, and in my OPINION, boring and uninformed.
All I want is to have a laugh, I'm a simple man
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:26, Reply)

You're too good for this place then
x
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:28, Reply)

I have no time at all for:
Job chat
'Look at how much I earn' chat
Kids chat
Car chat
Ill informed opinion chat
BBC news links
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)

pretty much nothing then
yeah, same here
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)

I like light hearted comedy threads and gentle bullying

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)

I don't mind people talking about their lives etc, sometimes it's interesting, but the boasting is dull.
And there is a difference between some people who clearly say stuff for fun and to get a reaction, and other people who seem to want to look more important, intelligent, academic and successful than they probably are, but no one cares anyway,
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)

So - why do any of the above?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Dunno. Getting a bit bored of b3ta probably.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Find an amusing, engaging, literate and constructive alternative
Gaz me and I'll join you.

Night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:40, Reply)

it's got more neurotic affectation and meaningless boasting than Jeremy Kyle or commercial radio

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:28, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)

alroght

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)

I'm not sure if I meant Jeremy Kyle or Jeremy Vine
THANKS KEN
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)

now I'm not usually a violent persion, but I'd gladly kick several biros down Jeremy Vine's ear
the guy is such an appalling smug wanker that just the sound of his voice can make me a bit angry
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Listen to Sean Keavney on 6 in the morning
He does a regular pisstake - recent examples:-

"A girl got her hair caught in a train door - should all hair be banned on public transport?"

"Shelves - a thing of the past?"
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)