Mornin' Cap!
Mutant Visage? No doubt the disappointment will be biblical. Hey ho. 30 odd people will suddenly profess to have never heard of B3ta when I walk into the pub waving enthusiastically and doing my 'Saturday Night Fever' strut.

I concur though...after last night's kebab-a-thon, I do indeed honk like a baboon's back passage after a particularly lacklustre and ringpiece-ruining bout of the squits.

But then again...I always smell like that.

As for the ablutions...I've tried to go twice now and all three traps were occupied both times!

Jeebus!

If I don't let this chod fly soon, I will not be held responsible for the resultant explosion and subsequent cack-splashed mushroom cloud that will be visible from space.
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