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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She could pick up a half-brick beside the road as a substitute for my dead, heavy heartAlthough it won't be as cholesotral-fucked.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:58,
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remember to take your podium, shes taller than you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:01,
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How am I going to shag your old lady on a fucking podium?Show some respect to your old ma. I'll do her behind the Lidl bins.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:04,
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Stay about from my ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:07,
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That's a good thoughtI could fly to some fly-infested raddled bit of Arizona with Frog's old lady and shag her behind Pervwithadogs bins - avoiding the shit that the tramp had done.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:11,
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+ whilst giving Monty a toothless blowjob for the £3.78 in loose change he had on him at the time......that had to last for the next week and a half
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:13,
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