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alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 8:27, 136 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Yeah.
Slept brilliantly last night.

Might cook breakfast and then go shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 8:45, Reply)
wikkid m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Bollockhead

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
captain placid likes pthc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:09, Reply)
COO EEE HIYA!
Look a DAILY FAIL link to people being mean about us queers
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2564766/Heart-attack-patient-lifelong-Catholic-outraged-claiming-priest-refused-read-rites-GAY.html

Alt: weekend plans? I've got my bumchum over for eating and getting high on drugs

Altalt: I'm going to do my garden, no I'm getting someone in to do it, no actually I need to buy a strimmer, what? Rent a strimmer? Ok, no actually I will find another excuse not to do it.

Altaltalt: I'm not upset
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Hahaha
You're such a speed walking bollockhead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Just warming up...

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
speedwalking :)
Shittest sport ever.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)
It's a sport. Drugs reference lol.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Frog 4 jason. tru luv 4 eva. swalk xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ^gay^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
U NO DAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
I SEEN DA FOTOS LOL ROFL LOL

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
why is gay in capitals?
because london and paris are more accept.

/english-as-second-language-lols
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 11:26, Reply)
in the kitchen shop

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Will you go to the Iron Shop later?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 11:09, Reply)
it's a magnet for people like her

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)
That's one wild hen party.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Silly badger
That's next month
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:33, Reply)
Frankfurters in Pot Noodles
alt: frankfurters in pot noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)
yup
went to a street market with lots of nice things and artisan pies. Bought a necklace which could be described as dieselpunk and lots of fancy beers. Also, may have just joined a poetry group
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Well have you or not?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)
joined on facebook
intend to go to the next evening they have in a couple of weeks. I think this makes me pretentious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Write a poem now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Been shopping and am now listening to the radio.
Might go to the pub in a hit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I'm wondering if Jeffers will go to the pub in a Bit? or in a Hat?
The suspense is killing me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Or maybe he knows of a super secret pub in a hut, now I'm really confused

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:14, Reply)
That sounds ace.
Pub in a hut.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:20, Reply)
It is. They sell thin crust pints.
I'm going there right now in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:23, Reply)
:(
Drink the fully loaded one for me please
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:26, Reply)
I might get a side order of crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)
Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard or GTFOOH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)
you just want to get your crust stuffed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)
You know a thing or two about stuffed red peppers dont you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)
some need more stuffing than others

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Tanking would be the correct term you know rusty roof and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)
so, rugby eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)
fookin egg chasers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:07, Reply)
its football for cricket fans

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:09, Reply)
Hand Ball!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)
ONE HUNDRED AND EIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Hand Head
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)
+ bollock

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)
TWTJ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)
yourn an joke!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)
^Head the size of bollock^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)
At least it doesn't look like one bollockhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)
+ if you squint whilst not thinking about prunes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Been to the supermarket.
Fuckinh ace.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:20, Reply)
+ although other cheap white ciders are available.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:22, Reply)
white lightninh or strongboh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:25, Reply)
^ Back under the thumb ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Not at all.
A day out at Sainsburys is my idea of FUN. I wS allowed to choose some bottled ales though :p
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:45, Reply)
that was kind of your mummy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)
A whole SIX bottles.
My mummy's not a ginger though :p
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)
neither is mine, you must be the only one here that hasnt fucked my mum

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I haven't
But I'm saving up for a train ticket to Kent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Choo Choo Train Is Riding............hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
she usually pays for gentleman callers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
He's talking about the clap clinic in Kent he will visit afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)
it was dark when I did his mummy.
:(
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Dark green afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)
haha

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)
she had to seek medical attention after being in contact with your knobcheese

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Hello? You need a healthcare professional?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)
no one believes your bullshit, give it up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)
^ hurtful^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)
I'll be charging my hourly rate plus expenses
And I'll be looking at my watch, assuming she doesn't nick it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)
just be careful she doesn't steal your heart too, she's like a black widow
In that her husband is dead and she is a darkie
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:55, Reply)
She could pick up a half-brick beside the road as a substitute for my dead, heavy heart
Although it won't be as cholesotral-fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)
remember to take your podium, shes taller than you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)
How am I going to shag your old lady on a fucking podium?
Show some respect to your old ma. I'll do her behind the Lidl bins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Stay about from my ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:07, Reply)
That's a good thought
I could fly to some fly-infested raddled bit of Arizona with Frog's old lady and shag her behind Pervwithadogs bins - avoiding the shit that the tramp had done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)
+ whilst giving Monty a toothless blowjob for the £3.78 in loose change he had on him at the time......
that had to last for the next week and a half
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)
or lose it up her grot-box

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:56, Reply)
I'll wear my old one with a luminous face
So any future cup munching visitors will be met with a spectral glow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Gonz pawned that ages ago

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:30, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)
I am now you're here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)
He's the best one here all right

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Sadly no.....no not at all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Wuz sarcasm.
You're rapidly moving up the list.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:55, Reply)
I'm a nobody on here now.....................nobody even remembers who hartley hare even was
even Kroney bullies me now, that is how low I have fallen
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)
everyone remembers you're a knobcheese that bummed his ex and lost his job.
*skips in a circle*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:08, Reply)
Exactly........Nobody remembers who hartley hare was

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:10, Reply)
I definitely only remember those FACTS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:12, Reply)
^ NOOB ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
when are you coming back full time?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Really hard to say at the moment.
I'm kinda enjoying what I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:20, Reply)
well I suppose thats alright then although I am a little hurt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)
That's what happens when you let swipe go on top I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)
I guess im just not as strong as I thought

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Poor frog had to go through a ginger version of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxTXRaBs5I
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:33, Reply)
You could have been a contender
You could have been up there with Rory, Battered and Dozer as the icons we revere and emulate.

Where did it all go right for you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
I was nice behind the scenes
Many a B3tan have had help from me via the Gaz..........I should have been MOAR Al from day one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)
You had your chance, pal. You blew it.
You've got to accept it now - you're a normal, rational, intelligent, emotionally aware man.

This is no place for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:20, Reply)
My spelling and grammer is my counter weight, so I still have a chance

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Fight it out HH
Fight it out like the man you are. I'll not be around to back you up, but go for it.

It's a dog eat dog world at the end of the day but when the chips are down you can beat them to the punch with stale clichés.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:35, Reply)
I suppose "I could always look on the bright side"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)
It's a game of two halves

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)
What does that have to do with the price of tea in china?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Engerland! Great match.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)
I quite enjoyed that and im not a massive fan of rugby

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)
This?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Striking.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Hey hey ED
How is tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Top hole ta Harters, you?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)
Bit run down truth be told Ed, I may have a early night

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)
Heat up your wheat stuffed teddy

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:02, Reply)
*Ready Brek Glows*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2014/02/21/kitten-suffered-horrendous-death-after-woman-23-cooked-it-in-microwave-4313090/

Rage
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:33, Reply)
I bet Gonz would have cooked it better

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Lend me a fork while I stab her in the eye.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)
Delete this please Swipe
Shit like this happens every day. If I could rescue every abused or neglected animal within a five mile radius of me I'd probably have a full time job on my hands - so would most people.

It's happened and oafs will laugh at it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

this Your Account and kill yourself

Shit like this happens every day. If I could rescue every abused or neglected animal within a five mile radius of me I'd probably have a full time job on my hands - so would most people.

It's happened and
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)
You've upped yourself in the Rory game
Do you think this is cause for levity?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Probs not after all
What goes up, must come down
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Sorry HH
I have an extremely liberal approach to almost everything, but cruelty to animals is a thing I utterly despise.

I'm not joking now. Do you think this is amusing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:54, Reply)
well that maybe a bit harsh, cruelty to animals Swipe is not an animal, or is she? We will wait for Frog to answer that one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:03, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)
I agree it was harsh

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Apology accepted

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Anything I can do to help you through that traumatic time. xxx

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Why are you apologising to Frog?
It's MY principles you've offended.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Apology accepted

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)
Really, it was nothing.
After you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)
people are horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Is this all about dog hair?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:53, Reply)
he didn't have a kitten

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:09, Reply)
No wonder he dumped you if you didn't let him have no pussy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
baddum tish!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Hey hey Cavy me old china
I'm thinking about doing a b4sh can you let me know what days you're unavailable so I can arrange it on one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)
aww you are much better than jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:24, Reply)
innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:16, Reply)
yer, got some chicago house on

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:26, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 2:58, Reply)

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