You could have been a contender
You could have been up there with Rory, Battered and Dozer as the icons we revere and emulate.

Where did it all go right for you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I was nice behind the scenes
Many a B3tan have had help from me via the Gaz..........I should have been MOAR Al from day one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

You had your chance, pal. You blew it.
You've got to accept it now - you're a normal, rational, intelligent, emotionally aware man.

This is no place for you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:20, Reply)

My spelling and grammer is my counter weight, so I still have a chance

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:22, Reply)

Fight it out HH
Fight it out like the man you are. I'll not be around to back you up, but go for it.

It's a dog eat dog world at the end of the day but when the chips are down you can beat them to the punch with stale clichés.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I suppose "I could always look on the bright side"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)

It's a game of two halves

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

What does that have to do with the price of tea in china?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)