townies
or chavs, whatever. They don't work yet they can afford to buy big fuck off plasma TVs to play their X-Box live on in between watching Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women, all whilst I'm at work paying for that privilege.

They pop out children annually and teach them how to shoplift instead of how to read and for every child they spawn into the world they get another neat sum tacked onto their weekly scrounge, again paid for by my hard work (ok not hard work, but in the very least my attendance at my place of work on a daily basis).

They're rude and threatening, like some of the less intelligent species of ape, to anyone who is from a different square foot of territory than them. They take over entire estates with this attitude which they then destroy with their petty vandalism, littering and general disregard for the environment and anything else in the vicinity. They pay little to no rent on these places, another sweet benefit they receive that I am funding with almost a quarter of my wage every month.

They are a blight on society and an aggravation if not direct threat and cause of suffering to me on a daily basis.

So basically, because of the townies of society I am paying to piss myself off, steal my own car and vandalise my own property.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:40, Reply)