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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Shut up HH.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:49,
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Darling! You came!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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Hi honey!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:52,
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That's a smashing blouse you're wearing.
It sets of your eyes nicely.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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* blushes *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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I love it when your cheeks turn red.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:12,
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Sorry I made you sleep in the wet patch last time.
I'll make it up to you. xx
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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Just swallow next time, yeah?
It's not too much to ask ffs, especially as I loaned you those stilts so you could reach. Jesus...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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I love it when you call me that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:20,
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I love fucking the holes in your hands...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:21,
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There's no stigma(ta) in that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:23,
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Bit of a thorny subject, though...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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Seriously though...
I wouldn't want to be Jesus. Carpenter, prophet, teacher - any job I did, I'd end up being hammered with tacks!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:25,
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+ Jew.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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I'll rise above it.
Might take me 3 days or so mind.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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Is this your thing now then eh?
Just lurk and wait for me to post so you can deliver this excellent witty and may I say knock-out punch line????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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You're not worth the effort.
Also: shut up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:53,
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Well you're certainly making one just for me
I feel deeply honoured
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:56,
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Where's my gin?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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Not down the cellar anymore, I've cleared it all out and have a dehumidifier down there now
My summer job is to tank the cellar and turn it into media room
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:59,
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So where is it then?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:07,
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I dont know in a storage box in one of the rooms I think, wifey did the cellar emptying last week
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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Get a grip HH.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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actally there was a box down there witha bout 6 pairs of bike grips, so thats that box ticked
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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