Is it wrong
to be sitting in the toilet and then hearing your boss going into the cubicle next to you?

I felt a little dirty, I don't need to know the ID of my Trap neighbors
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 9:50, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Call me odd
but I dislike hearing anyone doing their brown business, boss or otherwise :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:02, Reply)

^^
You never know, he may be cracking one off in the adjoining trap.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:05, Reply)

Pass me the biscuits

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:08, Reply)

poop noises are funny always
I struggle to resist the temptation to pass remarks on the output of the chap in the cubicle next to me pertaining to his diet, and specifically his dietary requirements.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:15, Reply)

I can't stand being on the porcelain throne
when someone is doing the same 3 feet away from me.

just unpleasant.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:22, Reply)

Vipros
At least they're not dropping one off into your mouth...
( Cawl, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:24, Reply)

thanks for that Kaol
at least I'm working from home and I can exclaim things without fear of reprimand

and the Tool blaring out will mask them from the outside world
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:27, Reply)

This may happen

www.sickipedia.org/joke/19984
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 10:27, Reply)

Actually, this is related to one of my personal pet hates...
...which I think I posted in the appropriate QOTW, but I can't find it.

Why, dear god why, do people answer their phone in the loos at work? It's not like people won't know where you are, what with the echoing and "other" noises. Are you that bloody self important that you can't call someone back in 2 minutes rather then subjecting them to a cacophony of honking and a symphony of water music?

It's even worse if youre using someone else's phone then blithely wander into the loo of your own accord.

Ick.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 11:34, Reply)

It got odder....
He made no noise, none at all...

he's was like a shitting ninja

rather than a shit ninja
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:02, Reply)

Many years ago
I was sat in one of the traps at work when I heard the Gent's door crash open, someone scuttling at pace clattered into the trap next door and proceeded to let forth the most hilarious series of grunts & whimpers accompanied by the sound of various types of turd exitting the body. The pitiful noises of pain was what I suspect prison rape to sound like.

While I sat rocking with laughter at the poor fellows audiable discomfort I thought "I don't want to know who this is ..... It's just disturbing" so I hitched trow and left.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:04, Reply)