Overheard yesterday
A little boy having an argument about something with his big brother but I don't know what about because all I overheard was the little boy's indignant retort, which was "Well? Have you got millions of bottoms?!"
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 16:31, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bless!
Millions and millions and millions!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 16:37, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This will be my retort for every argument I have for the next year!

The genius of children!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Why yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 16:46, Reply)

What?
Have a redex? :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 16:53, Reply)

Did it redex?
progressiveboink.com/archive/peanuts-by-charles-bukowski/assholes.jpg

If you can't get it directly, it was page 6 of this, as I recall:

progressiveboink.com/archive/peanuts-by-charles-bukowski/
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Loon
just read all of that

it's one of the best things I've ever seen
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 17:18, Reply)

It's pretty amazing stuff.
Between that and Tom Waits performing "Nirvana" on "Orphans", I've developed an interest in Bukowski. I suspect that I can only read a little at a time, though, lest I get depressed...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 17:22, Reply)

Hahaha!
They are brilliant!

*bookmarks*

EDIT: Oh, it stops redexing now doesn't it? ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 17:31, Reply)

And that
is where I got one of my favorite lines from. "What's wrong with assholes, baby? We've got assholes! Assholes cover the earth!"

That's right up there with "If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 20 Aug 2008, 17:44, Reply)

The big brother's retort:
"But I bet it takes you ages to moon".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 1:32, Reply)