Fuck that thread about that bug-eyed racist and the limp-wristed hypocrite.
Here's some good news for Stunned and Monty.

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/no-frills-pub-will-allow-pissing-yourself-2014032685077

What would constitute good news for you?

alt: pricks

altalt: cunts

altaltalt: Dozer is a prick.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:41, 37 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

your wife is morbidly obese
/ac
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:46, Reply)

That you had died, preferably flattened by your morbidly obese wife.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)

I would like MARRS to re-release "Pump up the volume"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:49, Reply)

A thread by internet legend Amorous Badger
Alt: wankers

Altalt: pricks

Altaltalt: alright
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:07, Reply)

Don't think badly of me
I've replied in the previous post.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:10, Reply)

yer that Fiona Bruce
Nae tits but I still would.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Alright Dozer.
I have no idea if the Internet Upset on display here is real or not, but it's amusing me either way.

b3ta.com/questions/class/post2248215
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:13, Reply)

alright
Dunno, words on a screen can be difficult to assess for nuance innit bruv.

Did you see that liebert has deleted the subthread where I pointed out the gaping holes in his property story?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:17, Reply)

the bit where you was skooling him on finance?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:29, Reply)

yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:31, Reply)

It was click worthy
shame you can't FP comments, now lost foreva :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:32, Reply)

yeah he didn't have any comeback so he deleted.
Funny that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:34, Reply)

Or the time he posted this

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:35, Reply)

yeah, his high paying job
...which recruits via Gumtree.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:38, Reply)

did that one get deleted?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:38, Reply)

yep

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:40, Reply)

I still like the answers in his 7/7 story

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:42, Reply)

Call me old fashioned
But you'd sort of expect that whoever started the thread might want to encourage its development...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:15, Reply)

I'm not doing all the work for you lazy cunts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:15, Reply)

I've been digging about all week to find the source of the class quote you've shamelessly linked above

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:19, Reply)

The answer is 'some cunt'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:24, Reply)

About right.
You'd better tend to Dozer now - he looks a bit needy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:28, Reply)

better needy than racist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:29, Reply)

Think carefully about that one

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:30, Reply)

i dunno m8, you admitted to hating on pakis, i pointed out some internet deletion.
I reckon I know which is worse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:33, Reply)

When did TD start bullying Sporty?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:34, Reply)

he always hated the Spice Girls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:34, Reply)

Well I'll tell you what he wants
what he really, really wants
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:37, Reply)

yer I'd do Geri innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:38, Reply)

I'd do scary as long as I didn't have to hear her accent

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:39, Reply)

you black bastard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:40, Reply)

Could be worse I could be Scottish

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:41, Reply)

Or emvee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:41, Reply)

woah man, harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:44, Reply)

^ emvee ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:47, Reply)

^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:50, Reply)

yer now you come to mention it
I'm upset and furious
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:51, Reply)