only a desperate tryhard would have an 'ironic' ringtone
Such is Vagabond's stereotypical middle class pretension that he just HAS to be a bit zany in everything he does. He's just emvee with slightly better dress sense but horrifically poorer taste in music.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^ fancies me

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)

^ more deluded than Marshmallow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)

^ Protesting too much

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)

oh man now he's brought out the Shakespeare allusions, imma get zinged with some Dickensian biznizz in a minnit innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Oh I can't play at this level of street.
I'm waay too middle clarse.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

To be fair, Hugh Laurie from House had 'Umbop', and you copy his other schtick.
Klaxon on the opiate thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:06, Reply)