Animal woes.
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/crows-as-clever-as-children-in-causal-reasoning-9219109.html
Crows. Not happy with being sqwarky, angry thugs, are meant to be as clever as a 7 year old child.
Tell us your bird/animal tales of woe, treachery and despair.

I once had shit thrown at me by an elephant at Edinburgh zoo and a seagull once stole my chips.
Not on the same day.

alt. Alright
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:26, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright
Grace did a poo on me when I first adopted her.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:40, Reply)

I've never been a fan of hamsters but im sure yours is lovely.
Does she bite?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:42, Reply)

she doesn't bite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)

oh the irony....

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:47, Reply)

irony check!
I'm confused now. I thought you were Dozer
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)

ive never been so insulted

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Soz. Sure he said it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

who else are you then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

huh?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

I don't believe in new B3ta accounts. Especially not one of a meme.
So therefore, you are most likely a second account of a person who already posts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:53, Reply)

or i could just be me

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:55, Reply)

I will treat you with suspicion, like our great country does.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)

^^^nigel farage

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)

You won't be making jokes when I own your ass.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:09, Reply)

never enough asses with you people, is there?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:12, Reply)

NEVAR!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:33, Reply)

WHAT, REALLY, NOTHING FOR THIS?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:25, Reply)

no

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:29, Reply)

hush you!
imposter
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:33, Reply)

yes i know your a poster, why is that relevant

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:34, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:36, Reply)

alright
+ bye
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:38, Reply)