My dogs only eat kibble and their own poo,
And absolutely anything on the floor in the park and slippers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

My friend's stupid dog nearly killed itself trying to get a tasty scrap in the park
It was a fucking dried up teabag. Greedy bastard. Still, less bent than your dogs, I think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Fuck off about my dogs.
They're small, and daft, but they're ace. I've got one of them to lie down when I shout bang. Now I've got to get her to do it while running and it will be ace.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

One of mine, on the command - CHILL
Rolls on his back and plays dead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)

That's a good one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)

The other one is deaf
But he understands hand signals intuitively. I can point and signal at 100 yards and he knows what I mean.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I'm only teasing you
They were proper cute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

I'll bring em down to London one day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)

yESss!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)