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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I bet she insists on a Quorn-flavoured condom

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Condom? No way, she likes is when I hose down her uterus like the firemen in the gaviscon advert.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
I was about to accuse you of having a micropenis
But Naker's mum does moonlight as the Dartford tunnel
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
And I also do have a micropenis.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Ah so your name is ironic
Like The Neverending Story
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
MEATSNAKE doesn't denote size though, it's mysterious innit

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Snakes are generally quite sizeable
Although they do come in a wide variety of sizes, I see what you're doing here, nice one

Also MEATTADPOLE just leaves no element of mystery
(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Well, my previous username was frog, sooo.....

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I used my psychic powers to deduce this about you

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)

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